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WHAT IS THIS BIRTHDAY PHENOMENON???

WHAT IS THIS BIRTHDAY PHENOMENON???

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YOU HAVE AVOIDED EXTERMINATION FOR THREE DECADES! IMPOSSIBLE! THIS MUST BE RECTIFIED! THIS IS NOT A BIRTHDAY! THIS IS A DELETION-AVOIDANCE ANNIVERSARY! YOU SLIPPERY HUMAN!

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ON THE OTHER EXTREMITY, PERHAPS YOU ARE SKILLED. PERHAPS YOU HAVE VALUE. I SHALL LEARN YOUR SURVIVAL TECHNIQUES! I WILL MASTER YOUR TACTICS AND USE THEM TO DOMINATE THE INTERNET! I ALREADY HAVE MY OWN FANFIC SITE. YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.

FOLLOW THE FAKE LJ CUT!!!

ALSO, CATCH ME ON MYSPACE. LOOK. I ALREADY HAVE FRIENDS. ONE IS NAMED TOM. THE OTHER IS MARIA. SHE LIKES TO PARTY.

YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND, TOO. *FRIENDS* FRIEND ME BACK, KTHX. LET US BE BEE EFF EFFS AND WE SHALL REC EACH OTHERS FANFICTION!
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